Ms. Chilinneum 2006 Application Form

Chilinneum -The Chili For The Next Thousand Years- is conducting a search for a new spokesperson/drinking partner! Your duties will encompass attending chili cook-offs held in, and around, Indianapolis, Indiana, during the 2006 chili cook-off season (whatever that is), drinking beer, wearing the Official Ms. Chilinneum garb (yet to be decided), and giving away free stuff (cups, beverage holders, beer, and chili) to thousands of our adoring fans.

Name:                 Address:

City:                 State:         Zip Code:

Telephone Number:             Email:

I am:  < 21 Years Old    21-30     31-40    41-50     >50

I am: Single   Divorced   Married  

I am: Reasonably Symmetrical   More Vertical Than Horizontal   More Horizontal Than Vertical   Barbie Doll-esque   Rosie O'Donnell-ish

I drink: All The Time   Socially   Never

I will drink (check all that apply):  Beer   Wine   Whiskey   Scotch   Tequila   Gin   Cosmopolitans   Chocolate Martinis   Whatever Is In Dad's Liquor Cabinet   Whatever You’re Buying

I have (check all that apply):  A Cheerleader Outfit   A Schoolgirl Uniform   A Black Leather Mini-Skirt And Thigh-Highs   A Boob-Job   A Trust Fund   An Excellent Personality   A Drinking Problem   A Pick-Up Truck   A Boat   A Bunch Of Slutty Friends

I want to be Ms. Chilinneum:  To Enhance My Career   To Pad My Resume   To Get Close To The Chilinneum Team   To Get Back At My Parents   To Get Back At My Husband   Because I'm A Drunk   Because I'm A Sociopath   Because I'm An Exhibitionist   Because I'm A Drunken, Sociopathic, Exhibitionist, Trying To Get Back At Everyone EXCEPT The Chilinneum Team

What phrase best suits you?

What animal noise are you most likely to spontaneously make and under what conditions (be elaborate)?

My special qualifications include (but are not limited to):

If you have questions contact: